Wednesday, September 26, 2018

The Daily {W}rite September 2018 wk o4

Missed the third week of this blog month. Sigh. Tonight I am friendless. May well be friendless for a few years . . . maybe. I do like people. It's not that. It's mostly that there are moments when they don't seem to like me. I make them mad. Usually I don't know what it is I'm doing that makes them mad. I only find out that I'm doing something "wrong" when they're already angry with me. A friend of David's let me know that she had unfriended me on Facebook. Being totally honest I didn't even notice. But she animate about telling me all about my Facebook sin: You put my name on my picture and put it on Facebook. I don't want people seeing how old I am. Well, okay, I guess. I mean she could have just told me NOT to take her picture? And her "husband" is some kind of great poet from some country, and one night out of the blue he starts telling that Bob Dylan is a terrible song writer because he's not a "revolutionary!" Sigh. I don't know why people feel so damn full of themselves that they think that saying this bullshit to me is really an okay thing to do. Maybe it should be. Maybe I shouldn't care what people say about me to me and not behind my back . . . but in front of my back.

3:21am
So, I also got hooked up on this Facebook/poetry site. And it was pretty good for awhile but the guy running it was a bit pretentious and really, really in love with his own work and rather dismissive of mine. I got to the point where I was spending a lot of time reading and critiquing other poets' work and none were commenting on my poems. So, I quite it. Left a little disgruntled note on the poem no one thought worthy of their masterful critiquing skills: Hmm. Not ONE single comment on my poem? Hmm. And then I just "un-joined" the group and that was that. Here's the poem that they dissed.

Love Massacre 
I beg her shadow to get off the bed, “Come,
the couch is large enough for both of us.”
This only makes her frown. For couches,
of course, where made for sitting on,
watching TV, snuggling a bit, perhaps,
but sleeping? No never. Our dreams 
would get stuck between the cushions
and we'd never find them buried in that nether land
amongst the ghostly quarters, dimes and pennies,
the stale popcorn SHE flings into the air
each time we watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 
We’ve seen that movie a gazillion times.  
SHE always jumps when ol’ Leatherface’s 
chainsaw roars to life. And always SHE turns 
her head and drills her perfect, little nose into my neck— 
a trick SHE picked up from the dog.
Stuck its wet snout deep inside a half-eaten
bag of munchies I left unattended on said couch
one time . . . potato chip corpses all over the place.
Good company, I suppose, for all the other nasties 
sleeping the sleep of misplaced garbage death. 
Ol’ Leatherface’s chainsaw screams, 
the sexy blond actress he chases screams, 
SHE screams and dog harmonizes with her
in a loud, mournful howl. I’m giggling 
‘cause her pile-driving nose tickles. I’m 
laughing out loud ‘cause I can’t believe
How much I love this big wussy of a woman.
Woodie o9-08-13

2:01pm
It's been raining constantly since around midnight, I think. Now, in the soothing warmth of the afternoon the rain appears to be slacking off a bit. Still steady, but not as frantic of a rain as it had been. I'm not all that into the rain today. Yes, it is beautiful and I'm pretty sure that the Duck Pond really needs something wet to revive its muddy shores, but I have things to do and the rain gets in the way of me getting anything accomplished that requires me going outside. 

5:10pm
Boy, the writing program inside my head is working overtime. I've written so much today on this blog. It could well be that my quitting nicotine has given me a new energy and ability to focus. You know I've been addicted to nicotine since 12 years old! 58 years ago I started smoking, and I got hooked on nicotine ,and three days ago  . . . I quit. Yep. Two nights my body was tingling, I got way light-headed and a passed out a couple of times . . . well, I feel asleep a lot during the first two days . . . but now? I still feel a bit of a tingle in the arms, and now and then I still get up to get a tab of nicotine gum. But overall, I think I'm done with nicotine. I know I'll never go back to it or smoking, never again.

FRIday, September 28, 2o18
Me and David seem to be back in friendship mode. Don't need to go into particulars. It's enough to just say . . . we're friends again.  {smiles} Anyway, I'm getting out on the bicycle a bit. Getting the exercise I need to basically keep my heart pumping, my muscles ready to receive the energy my heart generates. I found a new Facebook poetry page and decided to try it out. The last one I was on? I don't know. I wasn't feeling extremely comfortable on there. I don't know. One of the hosts seemed to be a bit fanatical, a bit the tyrant about poetry and how to write it, and the right way to write was, of course, the way the despot host wrote poetry. Plus, I was commenting on at least three poems (from other poets) for every single poem I posted. And mostly? No one was commenting on my poems. I felt a bit neglected. 

SUNday, September 30, 2o18
Well, the last day in September which means I start my Halloween count down TODAY! If you know me at all, you know I'm a Halloween freak! Yes, it's my second favorite, annual celebration. What is my first favorite? Why my birthday, of course. And that's why I've been advocating changing my birthday to October 31st so I could celebrate both my birthday AND Halloween on the same day!

4:31pm
I want write a bit more before I put this week, this month's blog to bed and let my readers (imaginary or real) "enjoy" my latest rants and poems and  . . . other things. {smile} Maybe a poem will finish this month off nicely. P.S. if the art/poetry is too small to read, click on the pic. 











Sunday, September 9, 2018

The Daily {W}rite September 2018 wk o2


Yes, David and I made arrangements while watching the OU vs UCLA game to go today (Sunday) and see The Nun. I've been pretty excited about seeing based solely on the trailers I've seen and the art work on the left there of the Nun. P.S. the caption I added. And yes, after all our planning and everything I had forgotten the wake up time, which has always been my job, call David and wake him up an hour (or so) before the movie starts. Hence, the meme sent to David via IM. 12:30pm  rolls around and I'm calling David. I didn't get an answer just his message collector,
"Hi, these is David. Please leave a message. Peace and love." Peace and Love" always sounded to me like robot David was saying, "Peas and Carrots." I hang up, call again. The time someone picks up. Hello?" I knew then we weren't gonna make to the movies. " Give me one more hour?" the ghost voice said. And at 1:30pm I call and, "I don't think I can make it man. To deep in a dream to wake up." I knew it was coming. Was I disappointed? YES! and no. Look at our age we get sick a lot, if not sick just too lethargic to get out of bed. I've done it to him lots of times. So, no worries. The movie will be around for a while. So, I set myself up for staying and watching--about 5pm, "Hey!," said a spunky David, "you wanna go see that movie at 7pm?" And we did. And it was not all that good. {no smile}

TUEsday, September 11, 2o18
Yesterday, we had to drive David's daughter to a job interview in OKC. She was nervous. The job is very important to her and she was afraid she might mess it up. I didn't tell her the advice I got from other actors when I auditioned for the first time in front of the faculty at OU Drama. "Just picture the professors naked." Naw, that wouldn't make me  less nervous in front of a group of people that has a say in whether you get a job or not.

6:30pm
Went with David to his daughter's work place, a daycare center to read to some very little kids. I really didn't know we were going to read to a group, I thought we were going to read to David's granddaughter only. Kids are great, really. But when you look like David and I? We walked into the room and all the kids looked at us . . . and started crying! Well, that's bummer. But their "handlers" cooled them down a bit, and they sat on the big rug in the middle of the class room and David started to read and . . . they calmed down and paid attention to David reading one of the kids book the teachers offered us. David's pretty good with kids. And then it was my turn and that's when it started to get out of hand. Not all at once but little by little the kids started to lose their interest in me reading . . . hell, I don't even know what I was reading. Oh, yeah something about the noises animals make. And this one little guy couldn't make any sound but that of a tiger! Yeah, hecklers start early in life. And soon the kids just started to ignore me, some wondered off to play with a toy, a shoe. Some just seemed to close their eyes and fall asleep. Man, it was rough house.
WEDnesday, September 12, 2018
I begin each morning with . . . the opening of my eyes . . . BLINK . . . BLINK . . . BLINK . . . it takes a bit of time for my consciousness to reboot from my brain's sleep mode. But eventually . . . it does. Put the coffee up. I always like a fresh pot in the morning-- put the coffee up? Oh, yeah. When I was in high school and living in La Puente, CA, I made friends with a kid from New York who lived around the corner of my suburban home . . . His dad was an upholsterer working out of his garage reupholstering furniture for all in the neighborhood. I gotta part time job (Saturdays and Sundays)  with him "stripping" the old upholstery off the chairs and couches. It paid a little. I did get breakfast every morning from his wife who had decided I was worth "adopting" as one of her "extra" sons. She adopted a lot of us from the neighborhood. But I was the only one that got breakfast. We were so close I didn't have to knock on the door to enter the house. I'd open the door and before I could say hello, I'd hear her birdlike voice, "That you Woodie?" "Yeah." "Good. Well, I'll put the coffee up." And THAT is where I got that saying put the coffee up, which is New York speak for I'll make some coffee.

THURsday, September 13, 2o18
Do you ever lose track of time? I don't mean an hour or so, or when you're in an engaging conversation with another person (not yourself) and you glance at the clock on coffee house wall and see it's . . . "Oh, my! 4pm already? I got to go." No, I mean those moments when you realize you don't know the date, what day of the week it is . . . hell, for a moment you can't remember what the year is! I used to worry about that a lot. I am getting older and the possibility that I might in the months to come wind-up with some kind of dementia, or the big evil, Alzheimer's, that monster of the brain that eats away at whatever it is that makes me human . . . that's the motherfucking bogyman of old age. Every night when I say my prayers (yes, I pray), I exit my God conversation with, "Please, God. Don't give me Alzheimer's  in my sleep.

FRIday, September 14, 2o18
Yes, I'm cheating a bit. This was not written on the 14th but on the 15th. Busy, painful, exhausting weekend. Well, I 'll tell you more about next week! Bye-bye, Spider-Guy!









Monday, September 3, 2018

The Daily {W}rite September 2018 wk o1


Yes, it is rainy. A gentle rain, a shear very fine rain, a silky soft wind carrying the drops to window where they land on the windowsill . . . like angels.  It's a lovely rain that has stroked the sun into a mellow enough mood that it barely shines. The third day of September and it all ready nudging us towards a hardly autumn.
On the Way to see Searching
Scene: David driving west on Robinson. Woodie in the shotgun watching the clouds gathering around the western sky.

David: What?
Woodie: (turning his head toward David) What.
David: Huh?
Woodie: What?
David: Never mind.

The problem with two old people out on their own without a young chaperone to watch over them?
1. Neither one can hear worth a shit. AND their always blaming each other for not TALKING UP! "I AIN'T HARD OF HEARING! YOU JUST AIN'T TALKING LOUD ENOUGH!" "WHAT?!'
2. Neither one can remember what they were saying after they just said it.
3. Freeform thinking:

Woodie: If you make a left here . . . you remember the girl I was dating back in '71?
David: I didn't know you in '71.
Woodie: WE didn't know each other?
David: Yes, we didn't meet until '75.
Woodie: Oh, okay. (pause) But did you know her?
David: KNOW WHO?
Woodie: THE . . . GIRL . . . I . . . WAS . . . DA . . . TING!

4. Old people really get pissed off at each other for being old. And course, "I'm not old; you're old!"

TUESday, September o4, 2o18
It's still raining! And I woke up late! AND I have to mail a bill off, but . . . It's still raining, but . . . I got a stamp, the mailman hasn't come by yet, so I stamp the bill envelope, and (with the bill inside it, of course.) put it on the metal sling that holds out going mail . . . and I hope he picks it up because . . . it's still raining.

I sit here in front of the computer trying to come up with something to say that won't be boring or too revealing . . . but I don't want to lie . . . but somethings are best left in the closet and not taken out in public. I look out the window and yes . . . still raining. Wait, I don't want go there again. {smiles} I may cut this entry a little short. I gotta sudden desire to write a poem Yeah, maybe I'll do that. Later, amigos!

WEDnesday, September o5, 2o18
BIG surprise today! David called at 12:00pm and asked if I wanted him to drive me to wash my clothes. "You haven't washed clothes in 2 years, " he said. I countered with, "Oh, it hasn't been that long!" To be honest, it's probably closer to a year . . . or so. Anyway, I declined but said I'd let him drive me to the laundromat  . . . tomorrow. But today, I needed to go to Walmart for nicotine gum and a few things. This was cool with David because he needed rice and yogurt. "I've been living on rice and yogurt for a few months now." David said this with the deep sincerity of a murderer confessing to the crime, and I responded with a shocked look like I was reading about it from the newspaper. Headline: David Slemmons Eats Nothing But Rice And Yogurt!

Got to Walmart without much trouble even though it was raining. Got there and I went off to get nicotine gum and . . . there was no nicotine gum! WHAT? Well, there was gum but not the generic brand I use. So, what to do? I was in a panic! How the hell am I expected to get through the rest of my life without nicotine gum! But we found out that they had moved my brand of NG to the checkout lane that sells tobacco products.